Head Scratchers…
- What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?
- What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
- What happened to the first 6 ups?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?
- What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
- What is another word for “thesaurus”?
- What is the speed of dark?
- What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
- What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
- What’s another word for synonym?
- When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?
- When people lose weight, where does it go?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
- When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
- When you’re sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- Where are Preparations A through G?
- Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
- Who invented accents?
- Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
- Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
- Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?
- Why are there never any artist’s materials in a drawing room?
- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Why are they called ’stands’ when they’re made for sitting?
- Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn’t we be afraid of the sudden stop?
- Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Why didn’t Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?
- Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won’t they all stop eventually?
- Why do bars advertise live bands?
- What does a dead band sound like?
- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
- If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
- Why do guys wear underpants?
- Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?
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