Ever Wonder…
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as 4’s?
- Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
- Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
- How can someone “draw a blank”?
- How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
- How can there be “self help GROUPS”?
- How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
- How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
- How do you know when you’re out of invisible ink?
- How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
- How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you’re never in darkness?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
- If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
- If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?
- If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn’t have anything to jot it down on?
- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
- If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
- If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
- If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?
- If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
- If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
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