Top 10: Wrong Architect

The Top 10 Reasons You Know You’ve Hired the Wrong Architect

by Hardy Brown, 2009

10. He provides his mother and High school drafting teacher as lone references
9. His teeth and shirt are stained with Cheeto dust at the interview.
8. Man he introduces as his partner has PAROL OFFICER sewn on his pocket..
7. He shares an office with the groomer at Petco..
6. Only responds to committee question with quotes from the matrix.
5. He wears leather moccasins under with his slacks
4. After a brief absence he explains he was competing on WIPE OUT.
3. He has a degree in Agricultural distribution.
2. His web site is filled with pictures of a dog house he designed for his sister.
1. He wears colored socks with individual toes.

Alternates…

He has a Poppa Johns delivery sign on his car.
He asks if he can park his school bus on your property.