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- If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
- If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?
- If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
- If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
- If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?
- If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says — “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”, how can that be possible?
- If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?
- If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
- If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?
- If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you’re done?
- If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- If you take a shower, where do you put it?
- If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
- If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
- Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
- Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?
- Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
- Is there a Dr. Salt?
- Isn’t hot water already hot?
- Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
- Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
- Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Shouldn’t it be called a “near hit”?
- Shouldn’t it be some things in moderation?
- Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for “monosyllabic”?
- There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- What came first the chicken or the egg?
- What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
- What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
- What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
- What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
- What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
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