In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history [...] Continue Reading…
src=”http://brownbrownandassociatesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/FBC-CARR-constr2.jpg” alt=”FBC-Carrollton Project Underway!” width=”500″ height=”199″ />Heavy dirt moving equipment hit the site on September 1, 2009.
The entire Phase 1 scope of work as seen from above.
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Why do ‘tug’boats push their barges?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we have hot water heaters?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and [...] Continue Reading…
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, [...] Continue Reading…
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
What happened to the first 6 ups?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?
What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
What is another word for “thesaurus”?
What is the speed of dark?
What part of [...] Continue Reading…
